Biwi: Mere Shrafat Dekho, Main ny Tumhein Begair Dekhy Shaadi Kr li, Urdu lateefay, husband wife comedy

 

Biwi: Mere Shrafat Dekho,
Main ny Tumhein Begair Dekhy Shaadi Kr li.

Shohar: Or Meri Shrafat Dekho,

Main ny Dekh Kr Bhi Inkar Nahi Keya.

Aik Aadmi Ka Hont Jala Howa Tha, Kisi ny Phocha Keyu Bhae Ya Hont Kese Jal Gaya, urdu lateefay, funny urdu latefay

Aik Aadmi Ka Hont Jala Howa Tha

Kisi ny Phocha Keyu Bhae Ya Hont Kese Jal Gaya.

Aadmi ny Kaha Bus Keya Batao

Tere Bhabhi Maiky Jarahi Thi,

Us Ko Chorny Station Gaya Tha,

Bus Jese Hi Train ny Horn Bajaya

Main Ny Khushi Mein Train Ka Engine Choom Lea

Aik rehri wala karelon per pani ka chirkao kar raha tha, Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

Aik rehri wala karelon per pani ka chirkao kar raha tha

ta k wo tazay rahen,

Sardar G kafi der dekhte rahe,

Jab mazeed bardasht na hua tu bole:

Paa G! 

"jay ainhan noo hosh aagaya howay tay mainoo 1 Kilo tol diyo"