Showing posts with label Funny Poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Poetry. Show all posts

Monday, 13 July 2020

Hai vitamin ki kami Ashiq mein tere is qadar, urdu funny poetry, mazahiya shairi, best poetry, विटामिन-डी की कमी, लक्षण और उपाय


Hai vitamin ki kami Ashiq mein tere is qadar
Us ko kuchh dikhta nahi tere nazar aane ke baad 


khaata hai do capsule aur vo bhi is tarteeb se 
Ek tere aane se pehle aur ek tere jaane ke baad 

Saturday, 19 December 2015

Chota Rasta Bhi bht Mushkil lagta Hai Jab Saath Chalnay Wala koi Na Ho, Lekin , funny message, funny poetry


Chota Rasta Bhi bht Mushkil lagta Hai
Jab Saath Chalnay Wala koi Na Ho


Lekin 
Lamba Aur Dushwar Rasta bhi Chnd Qadmon Men Simat Jata Hai
jab
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"Kutta" 
Peechy Laga hua ho...smile emoticon
hr msg emotional nai hota, ishq k mareeezo....!!

Sunday, 12 April 2015

chemical Ghazal, a dil-e-organic tujhe hua kya hai, akhir reduction ki waja kya hai., urdu subject poetry, urdu chemistry poetry



'"chemical Ghazal'"
A dil-e-organic tujhe hua kya hai . .
Akhir reduction ki waja kya ha?

Ham hain carbon or wo hain hydrogen....
Ya Illahi ye hybridization kya hai?
Hm b rakhte hain apne valence shell main electron. . .
Kaash kbhi poocho k hmari valency kya hai. . ?
Hamein to un se thi Ionic bond ki umeed. . . .
" Chemist "
Jo nahi jaante k hmari
electronegativity
kya hai.....
DEDICATE 2 ALL CHEMISTRY EFFECTED STUDENTS;;)

Monday, 2 December 2013

Ek larki thi dewaani si, Imran Farhat pe wo marti thi, Funny Cricket Poetry, Comedy Potery, Urdu Funny Poetry,


Ek larki thi dewaani si
Imran Farhat pe wo marti thi,

Chori chori chupke chupke
Abdul Razzaq ko sms karti thi

Nazrain ghuma k, Sharma k
Umer Akmal se batin karti thi,

Kabhi kabhi Zulfain bikhra k
Shahid Afridi ko hansa karti thi,

Kuch kehna tha shayd us ko
Ukmer Gul se, Per

Younis khan se janay q darti thi,
Per aik din mili wo Misbah ko akele
main aur kaha k ????

Allah de pa tandar owa. Ta pa
Free Hit hom Stop k murdara,

Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hai, Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hai, Funny Urdu Poetry, Comedy Poetry, Urdu mazahia ghazals


Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hai
Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hai,

Smjho Aise K Jaise Dil K Rkshy Ko
Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hai...

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua ek sound, Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found, Funny Poetry, Funny Ghazals, Mazahia shairi, Comedy Poetry


Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua ek sound
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo...

Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne macha rakhi hai, Naam us shokh Haseena ka Allah-rakhi hai, Funny Poetry, Shararti poetry, Funny Ghazal,


Meray dil mai dhoom jis ladki ne macha “rakhi” hai
Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai,,,

Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai
Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai,

Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai
Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai,

Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai
Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai,

Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai
Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai...